http://www.selfmademom.net/2006/11/29/dont-pin-this-yoga-mom-to-her-mat/ Off-Ramped and Unbalanced Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:00:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.selfmademom.net/2006/11/29/dont-pin-this-yoga-mom-to-her-mat/comment-page-1/#comment-81 Delta Mom: A marketers’ worst nightmare » Self-Made Mom Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:04:07 +0000 http://selfmademom.net/2006/11/29/dont-pin-this-yoga-mom-to-her-mat/#comment-81 [...] Problem is, I don’t quite fit into the Alpha mom genre (I’m not deluded enough to think motherhood could be mastered), nor the yoga mom genre (these moms don’t buy their kids anything and that is NOT fun), nor the Beta mom label (I like my house to be a little neater, sorry!) and so I’m left wondering, where’s my group?  Since it doesn’t quite exist, I’m creating a new label for moms, or, well, me. (Haven’t you noticed how selfish I am yet?)  The name? Delta Mom.  A Delta Mom is fickle about products she buys, a chronic plan-canceler (there’s always something else she HAS to do), a half-listener about advice she’s given, and always changing her mind about what makes sense for her her baby.  Read on and see if you are a Delta Mom too.  I could really use some friends.* [...] [...] Problem is, I don’t quite fit into the Alpha mom genre (I’m not deluded enough to think motherhood could be mastered), nor the yoga mom genre (these moms don’t buy their kids anything and that is NOT fun), nor the Beta mom label (I like my house to be a little neater, sorry!) and so I’m left wondering, where’s my group?  Since it doesn’t quite exist, I’m creating a new label for moms, or, well, me. (Haven’t you noticed how selfish I am yet?)  The name? Delta Mom.  A Delta Mom is fickle about products she buys, a chronic plan-canceler (there’s always something else she HAS to do), a half-listener about advice she’s given, and always changing her mind about what makes sense for her her baby.  Read on and see if you are a Delta Mom too.  I could really use some friends.* [...]

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